Sunday, January 15, 2017

Long Drives

Those were looooooooooooooooooooong drives from Waltham to home and I was on the phone the whole time with you like HELLO WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO MARRY???? and everything under the freaking sun like how could ANYONE not understand that????

Person A: Hello. I am here to install an erupting volcano in your bedroom. That will cost you $3,000.

Person B: Sounds Great! Here's the money, I'll be eating a sandwich and playing on my cell phone while you do that.

Later....

Person B: So this random person came over and stole my money and put a fucking volcano in my bedroom! WTF man????

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