1. Have more sex.
2. Eat whatever I want.
3. Take more sick days.
4. Spend all the time I want NOT interacting with people, even when people are right there trying to interact with me.
5. Never accomplish anything or do anything that a responsible adult would do - just have fun!
6. Complain more. A lot more. Use caps lock and punctuation more often. Scream louder.
7. Say no to every single thing that doesn't interest me, even if it's just a tiny thing like eating a cookie that I don't want.
8. NEVER FUNCTION WHEN I DON'T WANT TO FUNCTION.