Sunday, May 1, 2016

Why I Could Never Be an Elite College Professor

Because if a student fell out of bed and cracked his head open on the floor and came to class bleeding with a crack down the middle of his head and the rest of his face very badly bruised, I would be concerned for his well-being! I would not be like, "Stand still while we write a poem about you because I'm a poetry professor so that's all I'm capable of thinking about."

Yes, this happened.

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