As soon as I have time, I desperately need to do a photo shoot of selfies that look really self absorbed and NOT like I'm interested in the world around me like all those college profile pics everyone uses. I want pictures that show the REAL me, which is 100 percent spoiled, entitled, self-absorbed, and the total opposite of someone who's smart and educated and interested in stuff. I need these pictures and I'm going to take them in like a week. A picture is worth a thousand words and this will be so much more effective than changing my name was in terms of everyone seeing me for who I really am. Happy 2016.