This is a picture of me:
Take a moment to note the differences. I have often been confused with a buttercup, when people have said things like, "Cheer up, buttercup!" or worse, "Suck it up, buttercup!" That second one is enough to make me vomit (which I will do on the next person who says that). I know it must be very, very difficult to tell me apart from a buttercup since we look so much alike, so I thought I'd use visual aids to help you all understand the difference between me and a buttercup. Please commit to memory that I am not a buttercup.