Friday, January 9, 2015

Friendship Litmus Test

Your friend says, "I have really bad associations with green walls. If I'm in a room with green walls, I could become depressed for several weeks." You say:
A. "What's the big deal about green walls? You must have to be around green walls sometimes, right?"
B. I'll fix you by bringing you into lots of rooms with green walls.
C. *shrug* "Okay." [One week later] "My grandma invited us to stay over for the whole weekend and I already told her yes. Her whole house has green walls, but I figured you wouldn't mind."
D. "Okay, thank you for letting me know. I'll make sure I don't push you to go into rooms with green walls."

Do I even need to say which answer I'm looking for here? 

(Choice C is totally my ex).

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